Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Yo Mamma!!

Mr. Ross is so bald you can see whats on his mind
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

BEAT THAT!

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